A bus filled with politicians...
A bus filled with politicians on the campaign trail was driving through the countryside. The bus driver, caught up in the beautiful scenery, lost control and went off a bridge.
A farmer living nearby heard the horrible crash and rushed out to discover the wreckage. With grim determination, he buried the politicians.
The next day, the police came to the farm to question the man. "So you buried all the politicians?" asked the police officer. "Were they all dead?"
The farmer answered, "Some said they weren't, but you know how politicians lie."