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A very modest lady applied for a job...
A very modest lady applied for a job at the factory where they made "Tickle Me Elmo" dolls. The Boss explained to her that she would be stationed on the assembly line just before the dolls were packed into boxes. The next day, shortly after the factory started up the assembly line, they had to shut it down because one worker couldn't keep up.
The Boss went down the line to find the problem. The new employee was very busy trying to do her part but she had a bunch of dolls waiting for her. Closer examination showed that she was sewing little cloth bags containing two walnuts in the appropriate place on the dolls.
The Boss shook his head and said, "Lady, I said to give each doll Two----Test----Tickles."
The Boss went down the line to find the problem. The new employee was very busy trying to do her part but she had a bunch of dolls waiting for her. Closer examination showed that she was sewing little cloth bags containing two walnuts in the appropriate place on the dolls.
The Boss shook his head and said, "Lady, I said to give each doll Two----Test----Tickles."
