a blond trys to commit suicide

There was a blonde and a brunette. The brunette got home and the blond was hanging from the cealing with a rope hanging around her waist.

"What are you doing?" asked the brunette.

"Trying to commit suicide," explained the blonde.

"Isn't the rope supposed to be around your neck then?" asked the brunette.

"Yeah, but then I can't breath!" the blonde said.