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A kidnapper kidnaps a green haired girl, a red head, and a blonde. The 3 girls are sitting in a room, and the kidnapper has a gun. He points it at the green haired girl, so the green haired girl says,"LOOK! A tornado!" So, the kidnapper turns around, and the green haired girl runs off. So then the kidnapper points the gun at the red head, so she says, "LOOK! A tidal wave!" So the man turns around, and the red head runs off. So finally the man points the gun at the blonde, and she says, "FIRE!"