The BackWards Nurse

Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about Nurse Jenny. "She’s incredibly dumb - she does everything absolutely backwards," said one doctor. "Just last week, I told her to give a patient 2 milligrams of percocet every 10 hours - she gave him 10 milligrams every 2 hours and he nearly died on us!"

The second doctor said, "That’s nothing, earlier this week I told her to give a patient an enema every 24 hours - she tried to give him 24 enemas in one hour, the poor the guy nearly exploded!"

Suddenly, they hear a blood-curdling scream from down the hall, "Oh my God," said the first doctor...

"I just realized I told Nurse Jenny to prick Mr. Smith’s boil!"