Mitch Hedberg Jokes

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.

I've got a wallet, it's orange. In case I wanna buy a deer. That doesn't make any sense at all.

I called the hotel operator and she said, "How can I direct your call?" I said, "Well, you could say 'Action!', and I'll begin to dial. And when I say 'Goodbye', then you can yell 'Cut!'"