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No Fish
Two men were ice fishing. As they were beginning to cut the hole in the ice, one heard a voice coming from above, saying, "There's no fish in there."
"Did you hear that?", he asked his companion. "Do you think that was God talking to us?"
Again, when he started to cut the hole in the ice, the same voice came down and said, "THERE'S NO FISH IN THERE."
By now, the two were visibly shaken. They both got on their knees and looked up. One said, "Is that You, Lord?"
The voice from above responded, "No, this is the rink manager. THERE'S NO FISH IN THERE!"
"Did you hear that?", he asked his companion. "Do you think that was God talking to us?"
Again, when he started to cut the hole in the ice, the same voice came down and said, "THERE'S NO FISH IN THERE."
By now, the two were visibly shaken. They both got on their knees and looked up. One said, "Is that You, Lord?"
The voice from above responded, "No, this is the rink manager. THERE'S NO FISH IN THERE!"
