The Endangered Accordion

Late one night, after a good gig, an accordion player pulled up to a restaurant and went in for a bite to eat. He was very hungry and quickly locked his car, his mind on food. Once inside, he ran into a friend and they began visiting, and before he knew it, he'd been there a couple of hours. During a lull in the conversation he slapped his forehead, saying, "Oh my God, I left my accordion in full view in the back seat!"

They both rushed out to the parking lot but it was too late. The back window was smashed, and there were now TWO accordions on the back seat.