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The Stupid Sons
Two rural Scots were discussing their sons, and decided they both had incredibly stupid kids. So stupid, in fact, that a contest was devised to see who had the stupider son.
The first father calls, "Ian, here's ten pounds, go to town and buy me a new car." And never questioning the the amount of money, Ian sets off to town.
The two fathers look at each other, and the second one says, "Oh, I can top that!" And he calls his son. "Donald, come here!" Donald comes in and his dad says, "Donald, go down to the pub and see if I'm there." "Sure, Da!," says Donald and off he goes.
The first father concedes that Donald is indeed, the stupider son. But meanwhile the two sons meet each other on the path, Ian coming home, and Donald going out.
Ian: Can you believe how stupid my Da is? You can't buy a car for ten pound!
Donald: That's true, but my DA is stupider. He sent me to the pub to see if he's there, when he could have easily just called them up on the phone instead!
The first father calls, "Ian, here's ten pounds, go to town and buy me a new car." And never questioning the the amount of money, Ian sets off to town.
The two fathers look at each other, and the second one says, "Oh, I can top that!" And he calls his son. "Donald, come here!" Donald comes in and his dad says, "Donald, go down to the pub and see if I'm there." "Sure, Da!," says Donald and off he goes.
The first father concedes that Donald is indeed, the stupider son. But meanwhile the two sons meet each other on the path, Ian coming home, and Donald going out.
Ian: Can you believe how stupid my Da is? You can't buy a car for ten pound!
Donald: That's true, but my DA is stupider. He sent me to the pub to see if he's there, when he could have easily just called them up on the phone instead!
