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Problems With The Plane
Two blondes were flying to New York from San Francisco. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the Captain announced, "One of the engines has failed and the flight will be an hour longer.
But don't worry we have three engines left and can continue safely with that."
Thirty minutes later, the Captain announced "One more engine has failed and the flight will be two hours longer. But don't worry we have two engines left."
An hour later the Captain announced, "One more engine has failed and the flight will be three hours longer. But don't worry we have one engine left."
One blonde looked at the other the other blonde and said, "Do you know what will happen if that last engine fails?"
"Yes!" said the other Blonde. "We'll be up here all day!"
But don't worry we have three engines left and can continue safely with that."
Thirty minutes later, the Captain announced "One more engine has failed and the flight will be two hours longer. But don't worry we have two engines left."
An hour later the Captain announced, "One more engine has failed and the flight will be three hours longer. But don't worry we have one engine left."
One blonde looked at the other the other blonde and said, "Do you know what will happen if that last engine fails?"
"Yes!" said the other Blonde. "We'll be up here all day!"
