Three Wishes

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, who were all stranded on an island. One day they found a genie and he said he would grant them three wishes. All three of them agreed that each of them would get one wish each.

The brunette said, "I wish I was home in my bed and that this never happened." And poof her wish was granted.

The redhead said, "I wish that I was at home in my bed and this never happened." Poof her wish was granted.

Then the blond said, "Now I'm al alone. I wish my friends were here with me."