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What Could Be Worse?
Doctor: I've "bad news" and "very bad news" for you.
Patient: Well, might be better give me the bad news first.
Doctor: The lab called with your test results.
They said you've 24 hours to live.
Patient: What?! 24 hours! That's terrible!
What could be even worse then? Tell me the very bad news.
Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.
Patient: Well, might be better give me the bad news first.
Doctor: The lab called with your test results.
They said you've 24 hours to live.
Patient: What?! 24 hours! That's terrible!
What could be even worse then? Tell me the very bad news.
Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.
