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Eating an Eagle
While on a backpacking trip, a man gets lost. After 5 days, he's close to starving. Finally he shoots a bald eagle, cooks it and eats it. Uh-oh. Here comes Fish & Game.
The man is arrested and goes before a judge the next day. After he explains his predicament, the judge agrees to let him off with a warning.
"But tell me," the judge says, "I'm just curious. How did it taste?"
"Well," the man says, "like a cross between a whooping crane and a spotted owl."
The man is arrested and goes before a judge the next day. After he explains his predicament, the judge agrees to let him off with a warning.
"But tell me," the judge says, "I'm just curious. How did it taste?"
"Well," the man says, "like a cross between a whooping crane and a spotted owl."
