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Do Farts Have Lumps?
The teacher walks into the room and says, "OK class today’s word is DEFINITELY, can anyone use the word in a sentence?"
Little Susie stands up and say "The sky is DEFINITLEY blue."
The teacher says; "Not necessarily Susie, it can be blue, gray, or black, but nice try."
Little Johnny is in the back of the room and is waving his hands back and forth.
The teacher says, "Yes Johnny, What is it?"
Johnny says, "I have a question."
“OK lets hear it,” says the teacher.
Johnny says "Do farts have lumps?"
The teacher says, "Well, no they don't."
Little Johnny says, "Well, then I DEFINITELY just crapped in my pants!"
Little Susie stands up and say "The sky is DEFINITLEY blue."
The teacher says; "Not necessarily Susie, it can be blue, gray, or black, but nice try."
Little Johnny is in the back of the room and is waving his hands back and forth.
The teacher says, "Yes Johnny, What is it?"
Johnny says, "I have a question."
“OK lets hear it,” says the teacher.
Johnny says "Do farts have lumps?"
The teacher says, "Well, no they don't."
Little Johnny says, "Well, then I DEFINITELY just crapped in my pants!"
