Stupid Doctor Jokes!!!!

patient: doctor, i keep thinking im a telephone
doctor: then take these pills and if you don't get better then give me a call!

doctor: do you need glasses
patient: how could you tell
doctor: i knew as soon as you walk in through the window!!

patient: i have carrots growing out of my ears
doctor: how did that happen
patient: i dont know...i planted onions

patient: i think im invisable
doctor: who said that?

patient: doctor doctor i keep forgetting things
doctor: when did this start happening
patient: when did what start happening?