Freudian Slip

"I've been making a lot of Freudian slips lately, a man says casually to his friend.

"Like what?" asks his buddy.

"Well, last week I asked the train conductor for two pickets to Tittsburgh."

"I did something similar the other day," says the friend. "My wife and I were having breakfast, and instead of saying, 'Honey, please pass the butter,' I said, 'You bitch, you ruined my life!'"

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