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ATR
Once upon a time, there was a patient in a hospital name Earl. Earl had to use the bathroom real badly. But someone was hogging the bathroom. Nurse Barbara said" Earl, you can use the ladies' room as long as you don't press any buttons."
"Okay"replied Earl.
5 minutes later, Earl sat on the toilet. He looked at the wall next to him and saw 3 buttons. one said "PP", one said"WW", and another said"ATR". Out of curiousity, Earl pressed the PP button. Then, he got powder puffed gently on his butt. "Cool!" exclaimed Earl. He then pressed the WW button; he got warm water on his butt. Then, very excited, he pressed the ATR button, then fainted.
He later woke up in his bed with nurse Barbara standing over him. "I pressed the ATR button", Earl admitted.
"Yeah, I know. You pressed the "automatic tampon remover."
"WHAT!?" shouted Earl.
Barbara sighed, "Sir, your penis is behind your pillow."
Moral: Men never listen.
"Okay"replied Earl.
5 minutes later, Earl sat on the toilet. He looked at the wall next to him and saw 3 buttons. one said "PP", one said"WW", and another said"ATR". Out of curiousity, Earl pressed the PP button. Then, he got powder puffed gently on his butt. "Cool!" exclaimed Earl. He then pressed the WW button; he got warm water on his butt. Then, very excited, he pressed the ATR button, then fainted.
He later woke up in his bed with nurse Barbara standing over him. "I pressed the ATR button", Earl admitted.
"Yeah, I know. You pressed the "automatic tampon remover."
"WHAT!?" shouted Earl.
Barbara sighed, "Sir, your penis is behind your pillow."
Moral: Men never listen.
