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The Athiest In The Forest
One day there was an athiest man all by himself in the forest on a camping trip. Suddenly,a huge bear came out of nowhere and started to attack. But as the bear raised his paw for the kill, the athiest exclaimed, "Oh, God!"
Suddenly, everything stopped. The clouds parted and a big booming voice said, "Ah, now you belive in me!"
The man said, "Yes. Now I do." After that the man aske God if he could make the bear a Christian and God said, "It shall be done."
The clouds closed and time was no longer still. The bear got down on his knees and said, "Thank you, Father, for the food I'm about to receive."
Suddenly, everything stopped. The clouds parted and a big booming voice said, "Ah, now you belive in me!"
The man said, "Yes. Now I do." After that the man aske God if he could make the bear a Christian and God said, "It shall be done."
The clouds closed and time was no longer still. The bear got down on his knees and said, "Thank you, Father, for the food I'm about to receive."
