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"When life gives you lemons, make orange soda"-Bud, Transformers:Cybertron
"On cable TV they have a weather channel - 24 hours of weather. We had something like that where I grew up. We called it a window."
Dan Spencer
"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."
Groucho Marx
"If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners."
Johnny Carson
"On cable TV they have a weather channel - 24 hours of weather. We had something like that where I grew up. We called it a window."
Dan Spencer
"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."
Groucho Marx
"If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners."
Johnny Carson
