dumbest blonde joke u will ever hear

Part 1:1 blond goes into a store and picks a tv and goes to the clerk and says i wanna buy this tv
clerk:SORRY WE DO business with blonds,so she goes to a hair salon and gets a brunete coloring wig she goes back she picks her tv and goes to the clerk and says she wants to buy this tv he says we dont do bussiness with blonds!!! then she goes a a pitch black wig and goes picks up the tv and says to the clerk i want to buy this tv he says we dont do busness with blonds, how do u know im a blond becuase thats a microwave
part 2: her friend picks her up and they drive by a corn field and sees a blond rowing a boat in the corn field driver says boy! blonds these days give us blonds a bad name
passender: ya if we werent going so fast i would jump out there and kick her ass!!