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The Miniature Pink Gorilla
WARNING: This joke is REALLY long, but it is really really stupid...
A guy was driving along a road and all of a sudden his car breaks down. He pushes it to the side of the road and walks to the nearest house and knocks on the door. after a couple of minutes, a guy comes to the door. "My car just broke down. Can you take me to the nearest garage?" he asked. "Well it's late and the nearest garage is pretty far from here, but you can stay over and I can take you in the morning." So the guy accepts the offer and walks in. The man was giving him a tour: "Here's the kitches. You can grab whatever you need whenever. Here's the bathroom. You can take a shower when you get settled down. You can do whatever, but whatever you do, DO NOT TOUCH MY MINIATURE PINK GORILLA." The guy looked confused. "What, you don't believe me?" The guy shook his head. "Would you like to see my pink gorilla? I really do have a miniature pink gorilla. He's in the basement. Come." So the guy follows him down a couple flights of stairs and a few doors and, sure enough, in a little cage on the corner of the basement was a little pink gorilla. "I told you I had a little pink gorilla. ok, remember what I said. DO NOT TOUCH IT." So they left upstairs and went to bed. The guy could not sleep. He kept on thinking about the gorilla. "man, I really want to touch it, but the guy has been so nice to me. Well, one little touch won't hurt." So the guy went downstairs and tapped the gorilla on the head. All of a sudden, th gorilla blows up into a huge oversized gorilla and started chasing the guy throughout the house. The guy runs out the door and down the street untl he finds a taxi. The guy hops in and asks the driver to go to the airport. He took a quick glance in the mirror, and sure enough the gorilla was following the taxi. When the guy got to the airport, he asked for a plane to Africa. "I have got to get away from this gorilla." So when he was on the plane, he looked out the window to make sure the gorilla wasn't following him, and he saw the gorilla following the plane in the ocean. So after like five years of running away from the gorilla, the guy ends up in the Sahara desert. He is so thirsty and hungry that when he sees the gorilla come up to him, he thinks its just a mirage. But then the gorilla extends a finger, taps him on the shoulder and says, "You're it."
A guy was driving along a road and all of a sudden his car breaks down. He pushes it to the side of the road and walks to the nearest house and knocks on the door. after a couple of minutes, a guy comes to the door. "My car just broke down. Can you take me to the nearest garage?" he asked. "Well it's late and the nearest garage is pretty far from here, but you can stay over and I can take you in the morning." So the guy accepts the offer and walks in. The man was giving him a tour: "Here's the kitches. You can grab whatever you need whenever. Here's the bathroom. You can take a shower when you get settled down. You can do whatever, but whatever you do, DO NOT TOUCH MY MINIATURE PINK GORILLA." The guy looked confused. "What, you don't believe me?" The guy shook his head. "Would you like to see my pink gorilla? I really do have a miniature pink gorilla. He's in the basement. Come." So the guy follows him down a couple flights of stairs and a few doors and, sure enough, in a little cage on the corner of the basement was a little pink gorilla. "I told you I had a little pink gorilla. ok, remember what I said. DO NOT TOUCH IT." So they left upstairs and went to bed. The guy could not sleep. He kept on thinking about the gorilla. "man, I really want to touch it, but the guy has been so nice to me. Well, one little touch won't hurt." So the guy went downstairs and tapped the gorilla on the head. All of a sudden, th gorilla blows up into a huge oversized gorilla and started chasing the guy throughout the house. The guy runs out the door and down the street untl he finds a taxi. The guy hops in and asks the driver to go to the airport. He took a quick glance in the mirror, and sure enough the gorilla was following the taxi. When the guy got to the airport, he asked for a plane to Africa. "I have got to get away from this gorilla." So when he was on the plane, he looked out the window to make sure the gorilla wasn't following him, and he saw the gorilla following the plane in the ocean. So after like five years of running away from the gorilla, the guy ends up in the Sahara desert. He is so thirsty and hungry that when he sees the gorilla come up to him, he thinks its just a mirage. But then the gorilla extends a finger, taps him on the shoulder and says, "You're it."
