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A stereotypical family (you know, two children, one boy one girl, one perfect father with the breifcase everynight, and a perfect house-wife-mother)moved into a new neightbor hood. Since they didnt have anybody next to them, as it being a new neighborhood, they went to the house across the street to state their presence. Well the father was mowing the lawn and saw them coming, so he turned off the lawn mower and thought "uh oh, we have to live next to ANOTHER psychotic man." But smiled and shook the fathers hand and called out his family: A wife who was a walking stress machine, a grunge 13 year old daughter, and a happy bubbly 18 year old daughter on the phone with her boyfriend. They all introduced eachother and the 13 year old daughter turned to her stressfull mother and said, "I want cake." Well the house wife said, "Oh but the age of thirteen! They always eat!" And the stressful mother shook her head and simply said, "Nah, shes just menstrating."