God and Jesus are playing golf...

One day, God and Jesus decide to play golf. Jesus goes first and hits the ball about 250 yards, a good shot. God takes a practice swing and hits the ball 30 yards. Then a gopher pops up, puts the ball in his mouth and starts running off with it. Then an eagle swoops down and grabs the gopher. In the air, the gopher gets so nervous he drops the ball from it's mouth. The ball falls to the ground and rolls into the hole, giving God a hole in one.

Jesus then turns to God and says: "Will you stop screwing around? We're playing for money!"