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And You Think Doctors Suck, Well....
A woman takes her dog to the vet because it appears to be dead. The vet puts the dog on the examining table and looks him over. He listens with his stethoscope, flexes the dog's legs, looks in its eyes. Nothing.
Shaking his head, he informs the woman that there's only one way to tell for sure if the dog is really gone. He walks to a nearby cage and takes out a cat. To the woman's amazement, he takes the cat over to the examining table. Slowly, he lets the cat look at every part of the poor dog's body. When the cat lets out a sad purr, he puts it back in the cage.
The doctor informs the woman that the dog is dead. He escorts the sad woman to the outer office, where he hands her a bill for $450.00.
She is astonished at the amount and asks, "Why so much?"
The Vet explains that an office visit is $50.
She asks, "What 's the other $400 for?"
Doctor replies, "For the Cat Scan."
Shaking his head, he informs the woman that there's only one way to tell for sure if the dog is really gone. He walks to a nearby cage and takes out a cat. To the woman's amazement, he takes the cat over to the examining table. Slowly, he lets the cat look at every part of the poor dog's body. When the cat lets out a sad purr, he puts it back in the cage.
The doctor informs the woman that the dog is dead. He escorts the sad woman to the outer office, where he hands her a bill for $450.00.
She is astonished at the amount and asks, "Why so much?"
The Vet explains that an office visit is $50.
She asks, "What 's the other $400 for?"
Doctor replies, "For the Cat Scan."
