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Saddam Hussein called President Clinton and said,
"Mr. President, I had a wonderful dream last night. I dreamed I could see America, the whole country, and on each house I saw a banner."
"What did the banners say?" President Clinton asked.
Saddam replied, "LONG LIVE SADDAM HUSSEIN."
"You know, Saddam, I am really happy you called," President Clinton responded. "Last night I, too, had a similar dream. I dreamed I saw all of Baghdad and it was more beautiful than I ever imagined.
"It had been rebuilt completely and on each house was an enormous banner."
"What did the banners say?" Saddam asked.
"I don't know," replied President Clinton, "I can't read Hebrew."
"Mr. President, I had a wonderful dream last night. I dreamed I could see America, the whole country, and on each house I saw a banner."
"What did the banners say?" President Clinton asked.
Saddam replied, "LONG LIVE SADDAM HUSSEIN."
"You know, Saddam, I am really happy you called," President Clinton responded. "Last night I, too, had a similar dream. I dreamed I saw all of Baghdad and it was more beautiful than I ever imagined.
"It had been rebuilt completely and on each house was an enormous banner."
"What did the banners say?" Saddam asked.
"I don't know," replied President Clinton, "I can't read Hebrew."
