Two Hour Delay

One day Johnny was playing with his toy train. WOO-WOO all you bitches who want to get on get on now! Well his mom heard him an came were he was playing and said, "Now Johnny why are you saying those words? Go up to your room and think about what you said!"

Well he went up for about two hours and came back down to start playing with his train again.

"All you nice men and women get on if you want to get on. And if anybody wants to know about the two hour delay, go ask that bitch in the kitchen."