Genie Magic
There was three dumb blondes stuck on an island.
They found a lamp. A genie poped out and said," you each get one wish". The first one said," I wish I had a plane to go home." Poof she was home.
The second one said,"I wish I had a helicopter to go home." Poof she was home.
The third one said,"I'm lonely, I wish they were back with me."