Lost Hunters
Two boys were hunting. After a few hours, they realized they were hopelessly lost.
The first boy said, "I heard somewhere that if you fire a shot into the air someone will come to your aid."
They fired one shot but nobody came. They fired again and again, to no avail. Starting to panic, the first boy said, "Try one more time."
His friend replied, "Okay, but we're almost out of arrows."