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The Blonde Painter
A man wanted his porch painted for cheap. He put signs up asking for a painter, no experience necessary. He got a reply within hours. It was beautiful blonde woman.
She said "I'll paint for you but tell me, how much do you pay?"
He answered, "$200 and you'll have to buy your own supplies."
"I'll do it," she replied.
He then smiled and said, "Good, I want you to paint the porch, the whole porch, green."
She nodded and said, "Alright." So she went on her way to do her job.
A couple hours later she knocked on the door and said, "I'm finished."
The man looked at her wide-eyed and said "Already? The whole thing?"
She replied "Yes, all of it." So he payed her and as she was about to leave she said, "Oh, and it's not a porsche, it's a BMW."
She said "I'll paint for you but tell me, how much do you pay?"
He answered, "$200 and you'll have to buy your own supplies."
"I'll do it," she replied.
He then smiled and said, "Good, I want you to paint the porch, the whole porch, green."
She nodded and said, "Alright." So she went on her way to do her job.
A couple hours later she knocked on the door and said, "I'm finished."
The man looked at her wide-eyed and said "Already? The whole thing?"
She replied "Yes, all of it." So he payed her and as she was about to leave she said, "Oh, and it's not a porsche, it's a BMW."
