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Celebrity Quotes
Some really stupid quotes from people we know and love...
Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff. -- Mariah Carey
Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. --Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. -- Redd Foxx
And finally...
"It's a new day...change the joke please." -- our pal Bethany
Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff. -- Mariah Carey
Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. --Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. -- Redd Foxx
And finally...
"It's a new day...change the joke please." -- our pal Bethany
