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A hearty breakfast
A man goes into a greasy spoon-type cafe and he says, "I would like one of your special full English breakfasts".
"No problem." Says the greasy little waitress reply from behind the counter.
"But I want it MY way." says the man.
"What do you mean your way?" comes the reply.
The man says, "well, I what the eggs only partially cooked, so they look like I have blown my nose on them." And then,I want the baked beans done so they are burning hot on the top, and freezing cold on the bottom. I want the bacon stuck to the plate with grease, more fat than actual bacon, and I want fried bread so greasy that it is unedible".
"I dont have the time to do all that!" came the reply from the greasy little waitress.
"WELL YOU DAMN WELL HAD TIME YESTERDAY!!!!!!!"
"No problem." Says the greasy little waitress reply from behind the counter.
"But I want it MY way." says the man.
"What do you mean your way?" comes the reply.
The man says, "well, I what the eggs only partially cooked, so they look like I have blown my nose on them." And then,I want the baked beans done so they are burning hot on the top, and freezing cold on the bottom. I want the bacon stuck to the plate with grease, more fat than actual bacon, and I want fried bread so greasy that it is unedible".
"I dont have the time to do all that!" came the reply from the greasy little waitress.
"WELL YOU DAMN WELL HAD TIME YESTERDAY!!!!!!!"
