President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game...
President Bush and his wife are at the first baseball game of the season.
At the start of the game the pitcher comes up in the stands and whispers something in Bush's ear.
All of a sudden Bush looks at Laura and yells, "Okay, Laura, GET OUT!". She looks surprised but leaves.
The pitcher looks at Bush and says, "No, I said to throw out the first PITCH!"