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Half of Everything
Three guys are walking in an abandoned warehouse. They find a genie bottle and decide to rub it. Sure enough, a Genie pops out.
He says, "I will grant you each one wish, but there's a catch. Whatever you wish for, a lawyer will get 2 times more than that."
The first guy says, "I want a million dollars."
The Genie says, "Are you sure?"
He man nods and *poof* The guy has one million dollars, and a lawyer gets two million.
The second guy says, "I want a new car." Poof! the guy gets a new car, and somewhere a lawyer gets two cars.
The third guy says, "I want to be beaten half to death."
He says, "I will grant you each one wish, but there's a catch. Whatever you wish for, a lawyer will get 2 times more than that."
The first guy says, "I want a million dollars."
The Genie says, "Are you sure?"
He man nods and *poof* The guy has one million dollars, and a lawyer gets two million.
The second guy says, "I want a new car." Poof! the guy gets a new car, and somewhere a lawyer gets two cars.
The third guy says, "I want to be beaten half to death."
