140 Million Iraqis and 1 Blonde

President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar. Dick Cheney walks over and says, "What are you guys doing in here?"

Bush says, "We're planning WW III ".

And Cheney says, "Really? How do you plan to pull that off?"

Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Iraqis this time and one blonde with big tits."

Cheney exclaimed, "A blonde with big tits? Why kill a blonde with big tits?"

Bush turns to Powell and says, "See, I told you he wouldn't worry about the 140 million Iraqis!"

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